Labor cookies

Just ate some "labor cookies." I'm hoping they work their magic on me. I've been eating spicy food and pineapple, and I spent my kids entire outside play time walking laps on the playground. I really want to have my baby tomorrow so she will have the same bday as my dad! I think it would be really cool. And with the full moon tomorrow maybe it will be my lucky day! .......I seriously doubt it though:(